Dayn Schulman
And The LikeSo after the whole St. Margaret's disaster all the boys re-decided that they were going to, once and for all, pioneer the trade/art of fish dentistry. The only thing was they never ran the idea by Uncle Schemptenstein. Big Problem. Reason being is that the day before they forgot to clue him in to their plan, he had already changed his name to Stu Frankenberger, which meant in practical terms, that he had become a collar-style consultant. So basically, after that, they became withdrawn, and otherwise unable to refresh their memories of the proper Yiddish to use when attempting group enema suicide rehearsals, and the like.
Bio:
Dayn Merric Schulman is a Bonny Doon, CA resident who writes poetry for fun sometimes, but usually out of desperation from falling in or out of love.
